Presents For Ardie Tingler

A man has to have something to do during the long-hauls.

 

She doesn't argue or slap, either.

Each of you have such unique personalities that I had a difficult time choosing a Christmas gift suitable for everyone.  But after considerable thought, I realized that in spite of your differences, you all share one single, common thread:  You're tough, hard-driven, "take-no-prisoners" bush pilots who say what's on your mind...Much like Merv The Perv.