Presents For Floyd Hussey

With Removable Bikini Top For Channel Up & Down. Gives new meaning to the expression, "57 channels & nothing on!" Universal infrared remote with universal appeal. You'll quickly get a feel for its classic shape. Bikini top flips up to reveal unique channel up-and-down buttons. Flip down bottoms for number and re-set controls. Compatible with nearly every brand of TV, VCR, cable box and red-blooded male ever made.   The perfect gift for the man who wants to “feel” his way through the TV channels!

Each of you have such unique personalities that I had a difficult time choosing a Christmas gift suitable for everyone.  But after considerable thought, I realized that in spite of your differences, you all share one single, common thread:  You're tough, hard-driven, "take-no-prisoners" bush pilots who say what's on your mind...Much like Merv The Perv.