Presents For Alaska Jim

Well Doc, I was a little stumped as to what to get the guy who has everything, but after recalling the landing he had on last week's multiplayer and some of the other problems he's constantly having, I figured a ballistic recovery chute might be in order. At least it will help save the aircraft.

This special gift serves two purposes: One, for all the help you provide to me and to LewisAire throughout the whole year.  Two, I knew you would be traveling in the South on your recent vacation, and I feel terribly remiss for not warning you in advance about what to expect.  Hopefully this will come in handy, should you ever venture to the 'Land of Cotton' again.

Each of you have such unique personalities that I had a difficult time choosing a Christmas gift suitable for everyone.  But after considerable thought, I realized that in spite of your differences, you all share one single, common thread:  You're tough, hard-driven, "take-no-prisoners" bush pilots who say what's on your mind...Much like Merv The Perv.